1. |
Cold
02:33
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2. |
Toy Soldier
03:47
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3. |
Friendly Reminder
02:06
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Santa was an alcoholic
God is enby
The traditional saying is actually "Happy Christmas"; so shut up.
Time for a break
Jesus was not from Europe
However, the tradition of Santa is.
Jesus wasn't actually born in December, he was actually born in like the spring or summer, people just wanted an excuse to celebr-
Santa's classic eight reindeer was originally
One goat named the Yule Goat!
According to legend, Santa and Krampus
Were actually in cahoots!!!!!!!
This calls for a relaxing string outro.
[RELAXING STRING OUTRO]
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4. |
Father Christmas
02:17
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5. |
Also Hanukkah
03:10
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Also Hanukkah
Also Hanukkah
Also Hanukkah
Also Hanukkah
Also Hanukkah
Also Hanukkah
Also Hanukkah
Also Hanukkah
It is Hanukkah! Come light the menorah.
Each day we light just one candle more-a.
It's an ancient tradition as old as dirt,
So come on down, it couldn't hurt.
It started when some Jewish peeps were in a gross cramped basement
And being held captive as slaves for this one place, and
They only had enough oil to have light for a day,
But it lasted 8! (hooray)
Also Hanuk-
Also Hanuk-
Also Hanukkah
Hanukkah's over at the time of this song's release, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't acknowledge it.
There are still people who celebrate this Holiday and we should take some time to let them know that they are appreciated.
After all, this isn't JUST a Christmas album (ironic laughter). Anyways, merry Christmas bye this verse is over now
[FUNKY BREAKDOWN]
Also Hanukkah
Also Hanukkah
Also Hanukkah
Also Hanukkah
Also Hanukkah
Also Hanukkah
Also Hanukkah
Also Hanukkah
Also Hanuk-
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chkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachka
chkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachka
chkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachkachka-
ALSO HANUKKAH (x25)
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jingle bells
its a song
i dont like it
i dont think jingle bells by itself is like
bad
but i feel like its overplayed
just give it a break
jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open s-
-gle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse o
jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open
(sleigh) jingle bells jingle bel-
chkachkachkachka
chkachkachkachka
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8. |
Good King
02:29
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Circle 1, Christmas Shopping! 'Tis the season;
Now you gotta buy your family stuff for no reason.
It's quite the hassle and it's quite the expense
But since Jesus was born, tradition must commence
Circle 2, Turning on the radio,
To find that every single station has been changed O-
ver to the a vicious cycle of songs so merry
I hope you like Mariah Carey!
Circle 3, Having to wrap all the presents.
It's obscene, just to temporarily obscure the contents.
Ow my finger, what fold goes where
To transform it into a prism, from a square
Circle 4, The crippling loneliness that some people receive.
Circle 5, Writing this entire EP
Just before Christmas day and/or eve
It wasn't that bad, it was generous in time
But at the end of the day, it's just another deadline.
[FUNKY BREAK]
Circle 6, Maintaining the Christmas tree
With its delicate ornaments, pines, and leaves,
It's a mess and a half, and when it goes,
The floor's drenched in sap, and the needles stab your toes.
Circle 7,
[BELLS JINGLE ANNOYINGLY]
Tell me that isn't aggravating.
Circle 8, It's absolutely frigid during Yuletide.
And most of the time, there isn't even snow outside.
The sky turns gray and the grass turns brown,
And everything starts to freeze and slow down.
Circle 9. I don't mean to sound like Ebenezer Scrooge
Because the holiday season is so insanely huge
I would make a happy song, but that's kind of dumb
So I'm simply here to cherry pick the scum >:)
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10. |
Resting Place
01:33
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